CHAPTER VIII-(Continued).
That she was an amazing, actual part of his daily life seemed to him incredible, and
beguiling and fascinating as life now seemed to him with her, and wretched and
uncertain as it was away from her, his alarm increased with every day and hour of her
abode in his house. He assured himself repeatedly that there was no more harm in
Sunny living in his apartment than there was in her living in his house in Japan.
What enraged the befuddled Jerry at this time was the officious attitude of his
friends, Monty took it upon himself to go room-hunting for a place for Sunny, and
talked a good deal about the results he expected from a letter written to Kent. He
did not refer to Sunny now as a stone. Monty was sure that the place for Sunny was in
that Kentish home, presided over by his doting parents and little brothers and
sisters, and where it was quite accessible for weekend visits.
Jinx, after a stormy scene with his elder sister, in which he endeavoured to force
Sunny upon the indignant and suspicious Mrs. Peters, left in high dudgeon the
Brighton home in which he had been born, and which was his own personal inheritance,
and, with threats never to speak to his sister again, he took up his residence at his
club, just two blocks from the studio.
Bobs cleared out two of his friends from the flat, bought some cretonne curtains with
outrageous roses and patches of yellow, purple, red and green, hung these in
dining-room and bedroom and parlour, bought a brand new gramophone and some quite
gorgeous Chinese rugs, and had a woman in cleaning for nearly a week. To his friends’
gibes and suggestions that he apparently contemplated matrimony, Bobs sentimentally
rejoined that
511 sooner or later a fellow got tired of the dingy life of a
smoke and card-filled flat and wanted a bit of real sweetness to take away the curse
of life. He acquired some land somewhere by the river, and spent considerable time
consulting in an architect’s office, shamefully ignoring Jerry’s gifts in that
line.
That his friends, who had so savagely protested against sharing the burden of Sunny,
should now try to go behind his back and take her away from him was, in the opinion
of Jerry, a clue to the kind of characters they possessed, and of which hitherto he
had not the slightest suspicion.
Jerry, at this time, resembled the proverbial dog in the manger. He did not want
Sunny himself—that is, he dared not want Sunny—but the thought of her going to any
other place filled him with anguish and resentment. Nevertheless, he realised the
impossibility of maintaining her much longer in his studio. Already her presence had
excited gossip and speculation in the studio building, but in that careless and
Bohemian atmosphere with which denizens of the art world choose to surround
themselves, the lovely young stranger in the studio of Jerry Hammond aroused merely
smiling and indulgent curiosity. Occasionally a crude joke or inquiry from a
neighbouring artist aroused murder in the soul of the otherwise civilised Jerry. That
anyone could imagine anything wrong with Sunny seemed to him beyond belief.
Not that he felt always kindly toward Sunny. She aroused his ire more often than she
did his approval. She was altogether too free and unconventional, in the opinion of
Jerry, and in a clumsy way he tried to teach her certain rules of deportment for a
young woman living in the British Isles. Sunny, however, was so innocent, and so
evidently earnest in her efforts to please him, that he invariably felt ashamed and
accused himself of being a pig and a brute. Jerry was, indeed, like the unfortunate
boatman, drifting toward the rocks, and seeing only the golden hair of the
Lorelei.
Even at home, Sunny had wrought havoc. Before she had been three days upon the place,
Hatton, the stony-faced and spare of tongue, had confided to her the whole history of
his life, and explained how his missus had driven him to drink.
“It’s ‘ard on a man, miss. ‘E tries to do ‘is best in life, but it’s ‘ard, miss,
when there’s a woman as believes the worst, and brings out the worst in a man,
miss, and man is only yuman, only yuman, miss, and all yuman beings ‘as their
failings, as no doubt you know, miss.”
Sunny did know. She told Hatton that she was full of failings. She didn’t think him a
bad man at all, because once in a long time he drank a little bit. Lots of men did
that. There was the Count of Matsuyama. He had made many gifts to the Shiba Temple,
but he loved saki very much, and often in the
tea-gardens the girls were kept up very late, because the Count of Matsuyama never
returned home till he had drunk all the saki on the
place, and that took many hours.
Gratuitously, and filled with a sudden noble purpose, Hatton gave Sunny his solemn
promise never again to touch the inebriating cup. She clapped her hands with delight
at this, and cried:
“Ho! How you are nicer man now. Mebbe you wife she come bag agin unto you. How thad
will be happy for you.”
“No, no, miss,” sadly and hastily Hatton rejoined; “you see, miss, it was a
case of another woman, what the French call, miss: Shershy la Fam. I’m sorry,
miss, but I’m only yuman, beggin’ your pardon, miss.”
Sunny had assumed many of the duties that were previously Hatton’s. The kitchenette
was her especial delight. Here, swathed in a long pongee smock, her sleeves rolled
up, Sunny concocted some of those delectable dishes which her friends named variously
as: Sunny Syndicate Cocktail; Purée à la Sunny; Potatoes au Sunny; Sweet pickles par
la Sunny, and so forth. Her thrift also cut down Jerry’s bills considerably, and he
was really so proud of her abilities in this line that he gave a special dinner to
which he generously invited all three of their mutual friends, and announced at the
table that the meal was entirely concocted by Sunny at a price inconceivably low.
The
pièce de résistance of this especial feast was a potato dish. Served
in a casserole, it might at first sight and taste
512have been taken for a
glorified
potatoes au gratin; but no, when tasted it revealed its
superior qualities. The flushed and pleased Sunny, sitting at the head of the table,
and dishing out the third or fourth serving to her admiring friends, was induced to
reveal to her friends of what the dish was composed. The revelation, it is
regrettable to state, convulsed and disconcerted her friends so that they ceased to
eat the previously much appreciated dish. Sunny proudly informed them that her dish
was made up mainly of potato peelings, washed, minced and scrambled in a mess of odds
and ends in the way of pieces of cheese, mushroom, meat, and various vegetables
garnered from plates of a recently wasteful meal.
Her explanation caused such a profound silence for a moment, which was followed by
uneasy and then unrepressed mirth that she was disconcerted and distressed and her
friends were moved to the tenderest feelings and sought to console her by telling her
that it didn’t matter what she made dishes of, everything she did was exactly right,
which made it a bit harder to explain that the shining pan under the kitchen sink was
the proper receptacle for all left overs on the plates.
CHAPTER IX
Sunny had certain traits that contributed largely to what seemed almost an
unconscious conspiracy to rob Jerry Hammond of his peace of mind. There was a
resemblance in her nature to a kitten. She loved to nestle against one, and, in spite
of being repelled and warned to keep her distance by the distracted Jerry, she
persisted, all unconsciously, in certain maddening traits which bade fair to drive
her benefactor into a state of blissful misery.
To maintain a proper decorum in this relations with his guest, Jerry was wont, when
alone, to arrive at the firm determination to hold her at a respectable distance.
This was far from being, however, an easy matter. It was impossible for him to be in
the room with Sunny and not sooner or later find her in touch with him. She had a
trick of slipping her hand into his. She slipped under his most rigid guard, and
acquired a bad habit of pressing close to his side and putting her arm through his.
This was all very well when they took their long walks through the park. She could
not see the reason why, if she could walk arm and arm with Jerry, when they climbed
on the top of one of the buses that rolled round the Metropolis, she should not
continue linked with her friend. In fact, Sunny found it far more attractive and
comfortable to drive arm in arm with Jerry than walk thus with him. For, when
walking, she loved to rove off from the paths, to make acquaintance with the
squirrels and the friendly dogs.
Her near proximity, however, had its most dangerous effect in the charmed evenings
these two spent together, too often, however, marred by the persistent calls of their
mutual friends. At these times Sunny had an uncanny trick of coming up at the back of
Jerry, when that unconscious young man by the fireplace was off in a day dream (in
which, by the way, in a vague way herself was always a part), and resting her cheek
upon the brown comfortable head, there to stay till her warm presence startled him
into wakefulness, and he would explode one of his usual expressions of these
days:
“Don’t do that, I say!”
“Keep your hands off me, will you.”
“Don’t come so close.”
“Keep off—keep off, I say.”
“I don’t like it.”
“For heaven’s sake, Sunny, will nothing teach you civilised ways.”
At these times, Sunny always retired very meekly to a distant part of the room, where
she would remain very still and crushed-looking, and shortly, Jerry, overcome with
compunction, would coax her to a nearer proximity, mentally and physically.
Another disturbing trick, which Jerry never had the heart to ban was that of kneeling
directly in front of him, her two hands upon his own knees. From his vantage point,
with her friendly, expressive and so lovely face raised to his, she would naïvely
pour out to him her innocent confidences. After all, he savagely argued within
himself, what harm in the world was there in a little girl kneeling by your side, and
even laying her head, if it came
514 down to that, at times upon a fellow’s knee.
It took a rotten mind to discover anything wrong with that, in the opinion of Jerry
Hammond.
However, there is a limit to all things, and that limit was reached on a certain
evening in early spring, a dangerous season, as we all know. “If you give some
people an inch they’ll take a mile,” Jerry, at that time angrily muttered, the
humour of the situation not at all appealing to him.
He was going over a publication on Spanish Architecture of the fourteenth and
fifteenth centuries. Sunny was enjoying herself very at the piano-player, and Jerry
should, as he afterwards admitted to himself, have “left well enough alone.”
However it be, nothing would do but he must summon Sunny to his side, to share the
pleasure of looking at these splendid examples of the magnificent work of the great
Spanish architects.
Now Sunny possessed, to an uncanny degree, that gift of understanding which is
extremely rare with her sex. She possessed it, in fact, to such a fine degree, that
nearly everyone who met her found himself pouring out the history of his life into
her sympathetic and understanding little ear. There was something about her way of
looking at one, a sort of hanging absorbedly upon one’s narrative of their history,
that assured the narrator that he not only had the understanding but the sympathy of
his pretty listener.
Jerry, therefore, summoned her from her diversions at the piano-player, which she
hastened to leave, though the record was her favourite one. Her murmuring
exclamations above his shoulder revealed her instant enthusiasm and appreciation of
just those details that Jerry knew would escape the less artistic eye of an ordinary
person. She held pages open, to prolong the pleasure of looking at certain window
traceries; she picked out easily the Geometrical Gothic type, and wanted Jerry’s full
explanation as to its difference to those of another period. Her little pink
forefinger even found points of interest in the sketches that Jerry was waiting to
see if they would escape her, but unerringly, she found them, which made him chuckle
with delight and pride. The value of Sunny’s criticism and opinion, moreover, was
enhanced by the fact that she conveyed to the young man her conviction that while, of
course, these were incredibly marvellous examples of the skill of ancient Spanish
architects, they were not a patch on the work which J. Addison Hammon was going to do
in the not far distant future. Though he protested against this with proper modesty,
he was nevertheless beguiled and bewitched by the shining dream she called up. He had
failed to note that she was perched on the arm of his chair, and that her head rested
perilously near to his own. Possibly he would never have discovered this at all had
not an accident occurred, an accident in fact that sent Hatton, busy on some task or
other about the studio, scurrying in undignified flight from the room, with his stony
face covered with his hands. From the kitchen regions thereafter came the sound of
suppressed clucks, which by this time could have been recognised as Hatton’s
laughter.
What happened was this: At a moment when a turned leaf revealed a sketch of such
ravishing splendour, Sunny’s breathless admiration, and Jerry’s own motion of
appreciation, one fist clapped into the palm of the other hand, caused Sunny to slip
from the arm of the chair on to Jerry’s knee.
Jerry arose. To do him justice, he arose instantly, depositing both book and Sunny
upon the floor. He then proceeded to read her such a savage lecture upon her pagan
ways that the evident effect was so instantly apparent on her, that he stopped
midway, glared, stared at the crushed little figure, so tenderly closing the upset
book, and then turned on his heel and made an ignominious and undignified exit from
the room.
“What’s the use? What’s the use?” demanded Jerry of the unresponsive walls.
“Hang it all, this sort of thing has got to stop. What on earth is the Professor
doing?”
He always liked to imagine at these times that his faith was pinned upon the early
coming of Professor Barrowes, when he was assured that the hectic state of affairs in
his studio would be clarified and Sunny disposed of once and for ever. Sunny,
however, had been nearly a month
515now in his studio, and in spite of a
hundred telegrams to Professor Barrowes, demanding to know the exact time of his
arrival, threatening, moreover, to hold back the money required to bring the dashed
Dionornis from Red Deer, Alberta, Canada, to London, he got no satisfactory response
from his old time teacher. That monomaniac merely replied with letter long
telegrams—very expensive coming from the extreme north-western part of Canada to
London, giving more detailed information about the above-mentioned Dionornis, or
Dynosaurus, or whatever he called it, and explaining why more and more funds were
required.
As Jerry paced the floor of his room he paused to re-read the words of the motto
recently pinned upon his wall, and, of course, it was as follows: “Honi soit
qui mal y pense.” That was enough for Jerry. There was no question of
the fact that he had been a “pig and a brute,” terms often in those days applied
by himself to himself. Sunny was certainly not to be blamed for the accident of
slipping from the arm of his chair. True, he had already told her that she was not to
sit on that arm, but that was a minor matter, and there was no occasion for his
making a “mountain out of a mole-hill.”
Having arrived at the conclusion that, as usual, he, not Sunny, was the one to blame,
it was in the nature of Jerry that he should hurriedly descend to admit his fault.
Downstairs, therefore again, and into the now empty studio. Sounds came from the
direction of that kitchen that were entirely too sweet to belong to the
“pie-faced” Hatton, whose disgusting recent mirth might mean the loss of his
job, ominously thought Jerry.
In the kitchen Sunny was discovered, on her knees with her lips close to a small hole
on the floor in the corner of the room. She was half whistling, half whispering, and
she was scattering something into and about that hole, which had apparently cut out
with a vegetable knife, that looked very much like cheese and breadcrumbs. Presently
the amazed Jerry saw first one and then another tiny face appear at that hole, and
there then issued forth a full fledged family of the mouse species, young and old,
large and small, male and female. The explanation of the previously inexplicable
appearance in the studio of countless mice was now clear. Jerry’s ward had been
feeding and cultivating mice! At his exclamation she arose reproachfully, the mice
scampering back into their hole.
“Oh!” said Sunny, regret, not guilt, visible on her face, “you are fright away
my honourable mice, and thas hees time eat on his dinner. How I are sorry you are
soach noisy mans!”
She put the rest of her crumbs into the hole, and called down coaxingly to her pets
that breakfast would be ready next day.
“You mustn’t feed mice, you little donkey!” burst forth Jerry. “They’ll be all
over the house. They are now. Everybody in the building is kicking about
it.”
“Honourable mice very good animals,” said Sunny with conviction. “Mebbe some
you and my ancestor are mice now. You kinnod tell ‘bout those. Mice got very
honourable history ad Japan. I am lig’ them very much.”
“That’ll do. Don’t say another word. I’ll fix ‘em. Hi you, Hatton! you must have
known about this.”
“Very sorry, sir, but orders from you, sir, was to allow Miss Sunny to have her way
in the kitchen, sir. Hi tries to obey you, sir, and hi ‘adn’t the ‘eart to deprive
Miss Sunny of her honly pets, sir. She’s honly yuman, sir, and being alone hall
day, so young, sir, ‘as ‘ankerings for hinnocent things to play with.”
“That’ll do, Hatton. Nail up that hole. Hurry up.”
Nevertheless, Hatton’s words sunk into the soul of Jerry. To think that even the poor
working man was kinder to the little Sunny than was he. He ignored the fact, that as
Hatton nailed tin over the guilty hole his shoulders were observed to be shaking, and
these spasmodic clucks emanated at intervals also from him. In fact Hatton, in these
days, had lost all his previously polished composure. That is to say, at inconvenient
moments he would burst into this uncontrollable clucking, as, for instance, when
waiting on table observing a guest devouring some especial edible concocted by Sunny,
he would be obliged to retire from service at the table to the kitchen, to be
discovered there by the irate Jerry, who had followed him, sitting [516] on a chair
with tears running down his cheeks. To the threatened kicking if he didn’t get up and
behave himself, Hatton returned:
“Oh, sir, hi ham honly yuman, and the gentlman was ravin’ so about them ‘spinuges’,
sir, has ‘ce’s hafter calling them.”
“Well, what are they then?” demanded Jerry.
“Them’s weeds, sir,” whispered Hatton, wiping his eyes. “Miss Sunny, I seen
her diggin’ them up in the lot across the way, and she come up the fire escape
with them in ‘er petticoat, sir, and she ‘ad four cats in the petticoat also, sir.
She’s feedin’ arf the population of cats in this neighbourhood, sir.”
Jerry had been only irritated at that time. He knew that Sunny’s “weeds” were
perfectly edible and far more toothsome in fact than mere spinach. Trust her Japanese
knowledge to know what was what in the vegetable kingdom. However, mice were a more
serious matter. There was an ironclad rule in the building that no live stock of any
kind, neither dogs, cats, parrots, or birds or reptiles of any description (babies
included in the ban) were to be lodged on these de luxe premises.
Still—as Jerry watched Sunny’s brimming eyes, the eyes of one who sees her dear
friends imprisoned and doomed to execution, while Hatton nailed the tin over the
holes, he felt extremely mean and cruel.
“I’m awfully sorry, Sunny, old thing,” he said, “but you know we can’t
possibly have mice on the place. Now if it were something
like—like—well, a dog, for instance—”
“I are got a nice dog,” said Sunny, beginning to smile through her
tears.
Apprehension instantly replaced the compunction on Jerry’s face, apprehension that
turned to genuine horror, however, when Sunny opened the window on to the fire
escape, and showed him a large grocer’s box, upholstered and padded with a red
article that looked strangely familiar to Jerry, and was suspiciously like a Japanese
petticoat. Digging under this padded silk, Sunny brought forth the yellowest,
scurviest and meanest looking specimen of the dog family that it had ever been
Jerry’s misfortune to see. She caught this disreputable object to her breast, and
nestled her darling little chin against the wriggling head, that persisted in ducking
up to release a long red tongue that licked her face with whines of delight and
appreciation.
“Sunny! For the love of Mike! Where in the name of all the pagan gods and goddesses
of Japan did you get that godforsaken animal from? If you wanted a dog, why in the
name of goodness didn’t you tell me, and I’d have got you a respectable dog—if
they’d let me—in the house.”
“Jerry, he are a respectable dog also. I buyed him from the butcher gentleman, who
was mos’ kind, and he charge me no moaney for those dog, bi-cause he are say he
are poor mans, and those dog came off those street and eat him up those sausage.
So that butcher gentleman he are sell him to me, and he are my own dog, and I are
love my Itchy mos’ bes’ of all dogs.”
And she hugged her little cur protectingly to her breast, her eyes bright with the
defiant look of a little mother at bay.
“Itchy?”
“Thad are my dog’s name. The butcher gentleman, he say he are scratch on his itch
all those time, so I are name him Itchy. Also I are cure on those itch spot, for I
are wash him every day, and now he are so clean he got only two flea left on his
body.”
“By what process of mathematics will you tell me did you arrive at the figure of
two?” demanded the stunned young man, thrusting his two fists deep into his
pockets and surveying Sunny and the aforesaid dog as one might curious specimens in
the Zoo.
“Two? Two, flea?” Sunny passed her hand lovingly and sympathetically over her
dog’s yellow body and replied so simply that even an extremely dense person ought to
have been able to know the answer to that arithmetic question:
“He are scratch him in two place only.”
Jerry threw back his head and burst into immoderate laugher. He laughed so hard that
he was obliged to sit down on a chair, while Hatton, on the floor, sat down stolidly
also, and desisted with his hammering. Jerry’s mirth having had
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sway, hands in pockets he surveyed Sunny as, lovingly, she returned her protesting
cur to its silken retreat.
“Sunny! Sunny!” said Jerry, shaking his head. “You’ll be the death of me
yet.”
Sunny regarded him earnestly at that.
“No, Jerry, do not say those. I are not want to make you death. Thas very sad—for
die.”
“What are we going to do about it? They’ll never let you keep a dog here. Against
the rules.”
“No, no, it are no longer ‘gainst those rule. Are speag wiz the caretaker
gentleman, and he are say: ‘Thas all ride, seein’ it’s you.’”
“He did, did he? Got around him, too, did you? You’ll have the whole place
demoralized if you keep on.”
“I are also speag ad those landlord,” confessed Sunny innocently, “bi-cause he
are swear on those caretaker gentleman, account some are spik to him thad I are
got dog live ad these house. And thad landlord gentleman he are come up here ad
those studio, and I are show him those dog, and he are say he are nize dog, and
thad those fire escape he is not inside. So I nod break those rule,
and he go down stairs, spik ad those lady mek those complain, and he say doan koor
if she dam clear out of this house. He doan lig’ her whichever.”
Jerry threw up his hands.
“You win, Sunny! Do as you like. Fill the place full if you want to! There’s horses
and cows to be had if they strike your fancy, and the Zoo is full of other kind of
livestock. Take your choice.”
Sunny, indeed, did proceed to take her choice. It is true she did not bring horses
and cows and wild animals into Jerry’s apartment: but she passed the word to her
doting friends, and in due time the inmates of that duplex apartment made quite a
considerable family, with promise of early increase. There was, besides Itchy, Count
and Countess Taguchi, overfed canaries, who taught Sunny a new kind of whistle; Mr.
and Mrs. Satsuma; goldfish who occupied an ornate glass and silver dish, fern and
rock-lined, presented by Jinx; and Miss Spring Morning, a large Persian cat, whom
Sunny named after old friend of the teahouse of a Thousand Joys, but whose name
should have been Mr. Spring Morning.
It was a very happy family indeed; and in time the master of the house became quite
accustomed to the pets (“pests” he called them at first), and had that proud
feeling, moreover, the contented man of a family. He often fed the Satsuma, and
Taguchis himself, and actually was observed to scratch the head of Itchy who, in
these days, penetrated into the various rooms of the apartment (Sunny having had
especial permission from the caretaker gentleman) so long as his presence was
noiseless. He wore on his scrawny neck a fine leather and gilt collar that Monty sent
all the way to Philadelphia to get for Sunny, thereby earning the bitter resentment
of his kid brother, who considered that collar his by rightful inheritance from
Monty’s own recent kid days. Monty’s remorse upon swiping said collar was shortlived,
however, for Sunny’s smile and excitement, and the fun they had putting it on Itchy,
more than compensated for any bitter threats of an unreasonable kid brother. Besides,
Monty brought peace in that disturbed direction by sending the younger Potter a
brand-new collar—not, it is true, of the history of the one taken, but much more
shiny and semi-adjustable.
CHAPTER X
On April 20th Sunny’s friend,
“Mr. dear Monty,” as she called him (J. Lamont
Potter, jun., was his real name), obtained an indefinite leave of absence from the
hospital, and called upon Sunny in the absence of Jerry Hammond. He came very
directly to the object of his call almost as soon as Sunny had admitted him, and
while, indeed, she was assisting him to remove that nice loosely hanging spring coat
that looked so well on Monty. Monty swung around as his arms came out of his coat’s
sleeves, and made Sunny an offer of his heart and soul. Those the girl very
regretfully rejected, after he had made it clear to her that, to get down to brass
tacks, the offer meant pure and simple matrimony. Follows the gist of Sunny’s remarks
in rejection of the offer:
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“Monty, I do not wan’ getting’ marry wiz you jos yet, bi-cause you are got two more
year to worg on those hospital. Then you are go ad those college and hospital in
Hy—” She tried to say “Heidelberg,” but the word was too much for her, and
he broke in impetuously:
“Listen, Sunny! Those were my plans, but everything’s changed now
since I met you. I’ve decided to cut it all out and settle down and marry. I’ve
got my degree, and can practise now. We’ll have to economise a bit at first,
because the governor, no doubt, will cut me out for doing this; but I’m not in
swaddling clothes, and I’ll do as I like. So, what do you say, Sunny?”
“I say, thas nod ride do those? Your honorable father, he are spend plenty moaney
for you, and thas unfilial do lig’ thad. I thang you, Monty, but I are sawry I
kinnod do lig’ you ask.”
“But look here, Sunny, there are whole heaps of fellows—chaps who never go beyond
their taking degree, who go to practising right away, and I can do as they do, as
far as that goes, and with you I shouldn’t worry whether I specialised or
not.”
“But, Monty, I wan’ see you go up—Ho! up, way high to those top. Thas
mos’ bes’ thing do for man. I do nod lig’ man who stay down low on ground. Thas
nod grade man. I do nod wan’ make marry wiz man lig’ those.”
“We-el, I suppose I could go on with the work and study. If I did, would you wait
for me? Would you, Sunny?”
“I do not know, Monty. How are I kin see all those year come.”
“Well, but you can promise me, can’t you?”
“No, Monty, bi-cause mebbe I goin’ die, and then thas break promise. Thas not
perlite do lig’ those.”
“Pshaw! There’s no likelihood at all of your dying. You’re awfully healthy. Anyone
can see it by your colouring. By Jove, Sunny, you have the prettiest complexion of
any girl I’ve ever seen. Your cheeks are just like flowers. Die! You’re silly to
think of it even. So you are perfectly safe in promising.”
“We-el, then I promise that mebbe after those five, six year, when you are all
troo, if I are not marry wiz someone else, then I go
consider marry wiz you, Monty.”
This gracious speech was sweetened by an engaging smile, and Monty, believing that
“half a loaf is better than no loaf,” showed his pleasure, though his
curiosity prompted him to make anxious inquiry as to possible rivals.
“Bobs asked you yet?”
“No—not yet.”
“You wouldn’t take him if he did, would you, Sunny?”
“No—not yet.”
“Or any time. Say that.”
Sunny laughed.
“Any time, Monty.”
“And Jinx? What abou Jinx.”
“He are always my good firend.”
“You wouldn’t marry him, would you?”
“No. I are lig him as friend’.”
Monty pursued no further. He, too, knew of the existence of Jerry’s Miss Falconer.
Depressed, but not hopeless, Monty withdrew.
That was on April 20th. Bob’s proposal followed on the 22nd. He inveigled Sunny into
accompanying him to his polished and glorified flat, which was presided over by an
ample-bosomed and smiling “mammy” housekeeper.
His guest, having exclaimed and enthused over the really cosy and bright little flat,
Bobs, with his fine, clever face aglow, asked her to share it with him. The request
frightened Sunny. She had exhausted most of her stock of excuses against matrimony to
Monty, and she did not want to see that look of hope fade from her dear Bobs’
face.
“Oh Bobs, I are thad sorry, but me? I do not wan’ make marry jes’ yet.
Please you waid for some udder day when mebbe perhaps I go change those
mind.”
“It’s all right, Sunny!”
Bobs took his medicine like a man, his clean-cut face slightly paling as he followed
with a question, the lightness of which did not deceive the distressed Sunny.
“You’re not engaged to anyone else, are you, Sunny?”
“Engaged? What are those, Bobs?”
“You haven’t promised any other lucky dog that you’ll marry him, have you?”
“No-o.” Sunny shook her bright head.
520“No one are ask me yet,
‘cept Monty; and I are say same t’ing to him.”
“Good!” Bobs beamed through his disappointment on her. “While there’s life
there’s hope, you know!”
He felt that Jinx’s chances were slim, and he, too, knew of Miss Falconer and
Jerry.
Sunny, by no means elated by her two proposals, confided in Hatton, and received sage
advice:
“Miss Sunny, Hi’m not hin a position exactly to advise you, and hits ‘ardly my
place, miss, but so long as you hasks my hadvice I gives it you grattus. Now, Mr.
Monty, ‘ees a trifle young for matrimony, miss—a trifle young; and Mr. Bobs, I
‘ear that ‘ee’s not got any too much money, and hits a beggarly profession ‘ee’s
followin’, miss. I ‘ave ‘eard this from Mr. Jerry’s hown folks, ‘oo more than once
‘as cast aspirations against Mr. Jerry’s friends, but I takes it that wot they’re
sayin’ comes near to the truth habout the newspaper as a perfession, miss. Now,
there’s Mr. Crawford, miss—” Hatton’s voice took on both a respectful and
confidential tone as he came to Jinx. “Now, Hi flatters myself that Hi’m some judge
of yuman nature, miss, and I make bold to say, if I may, miss, that Mr. Crawford
is about also to pop the ‘appy question to you, miss. Now, if I was in your place,
miss, ‘ee’s the gentleman I’ll be after ‘ooking. ‘Is people hare of the
harristocrissy—and Mr. Crawford is the hair to a varst fortune, miss. There’s no
telling to wo ‘eighths you might climb if you buckles up with Mr. Crawford,
miss.”
“Ho! Hatton I lig’ all those my frien’ jos same. Me? I would lig’ marry all those,
but I kinnod do.”
“’Ardly, miss, ‘ardly. Hengland is ‘ardly a pollagamous country.”
After a moment Sunny asked very softly:
“Hatton, mebbe Jerry ask me these same question.”
Hatton turned his back, and fussed with the dishes in the sink. He too knew about
Miss Falconer.
“’Ardly, miss, ‘ardly.”
“Why not, Hatton?”
“If you’ll pardon me, I ‘ave a great deal of work before me. Hi’m in a ‘urry. ‘Ave
you fed the Count and Countess Taguchi, may I ask, miss?”
“Hatton, if a man not ask girl to make marry wiz him,
what she can do?”
“Well, now, miss, you got me there. Has far as Hi’m able to see personally, miss,
there aren’t nothing left for ‘er to do except wait for the leap year.”
“Leap year? What are those, Hatton?”
“A hodd year, miss—comes just in so often, miss, due to come next year halso. When
the leap year comes, miss, then the ladies do the popping—they harsks the ‘appy
question, miss.”
“Oh-h-h! Thas very nise. I wish it are leap year now,” said Sunny wistfully.
“Hit’ll come, miss. Hits on hits way. A few month, and then the ladies’ day will
dawn,” and Hatton clucking and moving about with cheer clucked at the
thought.